On Creepy Things

"Rudolph, why are you looking at me that way? Why is that snowman moving?"

I have never thought of Christmas as creepy, but there's a song called just that ("Christmas is creepy"). When you think about it, though, a lot of things we think of as normal or cute or whatever could be creepy if you think of them.

Listen to the song / See the music video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-nHU4wWi8

(Some of) the lyrics:

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

Santa creepin around and down my chimney at night
I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It's kinda feaky
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that?

Come think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy (creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And it's really weird
It's like a fake beard
Somethin doesn't seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Don't leave me coal
That's kinda strange
Sneekin round my house is really breaking and entering
Santa kissing mom
That's just wrong
Someone better tell me what's going on
It's kinda strange givin me sleigh bells in every Christmas song

(http://www.lyricsreg.com/lyrics/fred+figglehorn/Christmas+Is+Creepy/)