
So, today I found out two things:

Police in Georgia are searching for a pair of hungry bandits who stole an order of chicken wings from a pizza delivery driver. Columbus Police say the 19-year-old Domino's driver was approached outside a home Tuesday night by two men who asked for money. One of the men pointed a chrome pistol.
Police say one of the men then said, "give me the wings." They fled the scene with the $36 order.
No cash was taken and the driver was not injured.
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Information from: Columbus Ledger-Enquirer, http://www.ledger-enquirer.com
So...what? Facebook thinks I'm superficial? Because I'm from Orange County? So stereotypical.
So I just finished watching Dumbo (which is out of the vault, BTW). I remember why I didn't really watch it: it's SO SAD. Everyone is so mean to poor little Dumbo. Like incredibly mean. First, the matronly elephants all insult and laugh at him and name him Dumbo (I thought that was always his name, but no. His original name was Jumbo Jr. The other elephants nicknamed him Dumbo. So mean). And then at the circus this group of adolescent boys are making fun of him and playing with his ears and harassing him so his mom steps in to try and protect him and the circus master is whipping her and they finally get control of her and put her in this cage-like thing. The other elephants keep being mean to him...poor little thing. It's especially sad because he's such a sweet little elephant! I think he's adorable. I want one.
I just finished watching it, and I really don't think I'd ever seen it before. It was...interesting. I really don't have much to say about it. It's not a great movie, but it's passable. It has it's cute moments and it's funny moments. The animation, though. It seemed so...generic, I don't know. If I didn't know it was a Disney movie, I wouldn't have necessarily thought it was. A farmer in Russia's Far East has been handed a suspended prison sentence for planting explosives in his field to ward off potato thieves.
The RIA Novosti news agency says 73-year-old Alexander Skopintsev made three tripwire-tethered explosives loaded with salt to ward off trespassers after several spud-snatchings in June 2009.
A neighbor suffered a lip injury after triggering one of the devices at the farm in the Primorye region.
The news agency says Skopintsev pleaded guilty to the illegal storage and production of explosives, but complained that the neighbor should not have stepped onto his land.
But she's a super housekeeper!!! =D hehehe. And I was SO right. Prince Charming is such a dud. No character at all. I was SO amused by how, in the end, he comes, kisses a cadaver (well, they thought she was dead. So he totally thought he was kissing a dead Snow White) then whisks her off. Doesn't say like anything at all. D-U-D. I'm glad my dear Aurora, who meets her prince in a similar way and gets awaken by the prince in the same way, at least has a prince with more character! (not a whole lot more, but more nonetheless)A Brooklyn woman said a mugger stole a doggie coat right off the back of her mild-mannered terrier. Donna McPherson said she tied up Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, outside a Park Slope supermarket "for two minutes" while she bought milk. She heard a "funny bark." When McPherson went outside, she found the little white dog shivering. His green wool coat, with leather trim and belt, were nowhere in sight.
McPherson said the dog coat was worth $25. She said that, fortunately, Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry.
Information from: New York Post,http://www.nypost.com
P.S. You should totally read some of these adorable entries about Romantic Moments at Disneyland: Read Some!
Police say a man suspected of stealing a bottle of Schnapps from a Wyoming grocery store didn't have the best escape route planned.
Riverton police say the 26-year-old ran out of the store after grabbing the bottle of booze and a package of cough drops Wednesday and hid in a nearby building, which happened to be the police station.
Police say the man then ran out of the police station, but not before a dispatcher had spied him on the station's surveillance camera and alerted officers.
The man, who police say was drunk, was caught soon after. He was taken into custody on preliminary charges of resisting arrest and shoplifting.
They separates Northern California from Southern California! I like this idea because I don't always know where cities are if they aren't cities I'm familiar with. Anyways, it's very interesting...