Umm...how did you decide that?

So, I've been going to various newspaper/magazine websites to look for their editors and writers for work, and literally I go to their website, then click on "Contact Us". That's it. So I was kind of surprised when on one website I saw this:

Umm....No I'm not!!! If you knew me at all, website, you'd know that those are pretty much the last articles I would click on. I mean really. I click on Strange News and happy news and that's pretty much it. Sometimes I click on a major news story, although not often because if it's big enough it's on TV all the time so I get tired of hearing about it. But these? No.